Sunday, February 3, 2013

australian adventures

These are some adventures I took last winter, just old writing I thought I'd share.

New Zealand

The last two days were spent at Tongariro National Park which is a few hours south of Auckland. We took a scenic train ride her and will be returning by bus.  While in the park we hiked the famous Tongariro Alpine Crossing which was a whopping 20 kilometeres, and over 2000ft elevation change. It is also the mountain used as Mount Doom in the Lord of the Rings series, although in stead of CGI lava there was snow atop it, it has the classic volcano shape. After the very long and hard hike, which was also gorgeous, we hitch-hiked back to Wakapappa Village (which is hilariously pronounced (Fuck-a-puppa).  We spent last night in the tent in a grassy area behind some bushes, and were joined by 6 guys who also set up tents, they were from Germany, the UK, Israel, and Main. Well rested but still sore from the long hike, can't wait to go to Sydney by plane tommorrow!

NSW Australia

 Rode the train free (by skipping fares) from Katoomba, in the Blue Mountains down to Depto, then hitch hiked south to the beach. Got rides easy with very nice people.

Last night we camped out on 7 mile beach, which is a National Park about 200 Kilometers south of Sydney. We spent the night camped out with two other couples and we made friends and got a bit drunk. But the best part was the Kookaburras that were landing everywhere! One of them took a piece of cheese we dropped, picked it up, and flew away, then shared it with its partner.
 
Occasionally on the road things can happen that you don't expect. In this case we were hitching in the rain, in the late afternoon and no one would pick us up. We walked about ten Kilometers without a ride and were exhausted and ready to set up the tent in a field. 
We came across a small town and went into the pub for a beer before giving up for the night. It was then that a man walked into the bar and asked us if we were the hitchhikers he had seen on the road. He said that he had traveled all over the world and had once passed by a hitcher in the rain, and had felt the need for years to make up for it. He invited us to spend the night at his farm. We accepted and 30 minutes later were on a lake shore drinking wine and waiting for steak. We were blown away with the beautiful country property and the generosity of our host. We ended up staying three days and helped a bit at the garden. Chaz also learned to operate a dairy and milked cows. We also were allowed to use a car to explore the area. It was a wonderful time and we left full of excitement for the coming adventure.
WA Australia

Haven’t posted in a while, have traveled far.
Before departing from Adelaide, we spent several nights with a nice older lady who invited us to sleep on the sofa. We spent the afternoons sightseeing; since she was retired she enjoyed showing us her s.lovely town, Goolwa.  We also drank many liters of cask wine, too much. I learned the distinctly Australian phrase, “The tide is out on the wine” or what is to say fill that glass up some more!
After a few days we got in touch with a website called standbyrelocations.com which allows you to rent a caravan or car at reduced rates if you are returning it to a specific destination where there is higher demand. We managed to get a deal where we payed $1 a day to rent a campervan, to go 2000k across the Nullarbor into West Australia. They also gave us a $100n fuel allowance, and although fuel cost about  $500 in the end, we still saved money because plane tickets for the two of us would have cost at least $600.
The van rocked! It had a propane stove, a water tank with 100L (very important in the outback) a fridge and a bed among other things. And was a welcome reprieve from sleeping in a tent on the roadside.
Off we went, to cross the Nullarbor, which on Latin, null arbor means no trees. And such it was! Much of the ride was bush but at least 200k of it was arid scrub land with cliffs down to the sea on the south and miles of nothing on the north.
It took us three days to cross over to Perth and the west coast,  but we had the van for six days so apon arriving in Perth we checked into a caravan park for the remainder.
Perth Central Caravan Park cost us about $30 a night with power. It had a swimming pool, interesting residents, and good clean showers. The strange thing about Western Australia in the summer is that it gets dark at about 7:30 at night, but then the sun comes up at 4 in the morning. It’s like their time zone is off or something? We quickly found a bottle shop, and bought a case of beer and drank all afternoon, asleep by 9pm, awake at 6 in the morning! We did cross a few time zones was my excuse, although the macaws that start an angry chorus as soon as there’s light on the horizon does help you wake up early.
So the first night at the caravan park we met a couple of overgrown frat boys (although I called them that jokingly and they took a measure of offense) who were strangely enough Americans! After tanning by the pool the subject came around to beer, and we quickly adjoined to the pavilion to shot gun a few. Next they brought out a beer bong and we had a few more (to the disapproving looks of the parks senior residents). By nightfall Chaz and I were soundly asleep.
I could really get used to caravan park life, it’s sort of like ‘Stuck in Margaretville.’ Or something, there’s retired people living there, some on long term holiday, some middle aged folks who have jobs in town and make good money but live in a $45 tent with their car and their laptop and enjoy the company and the pool and tanning. And the exceptionally good weather in Perth. There are also young people, backpackers, people traveling with friends, from Germany, from Taiwan, from America, travelling in caravans with empty coke bottles full of water. Staying a day or a week. The best part is that everyone talks to each other and hangs out and shares a beer and make plans to do things together. Go golfing, go surfing, and go get some fish and chips.Go fix the car. Helps each other out. When the two American’s left they gave us all the things they no longer needed since they were getting on a plane, a bag of food and spices, jam, tapatio sauce, instant coffee, ramen, a camp cot, a canister of propane. Some Germans give us a boogie board and three sets of snorkels and flippers.
The next day we had made plans with a fellow to take a trip up the coast to a small town called Lancet to go surfing. So at 7am we packed up our bags, returned the caravan, and headed off in the ute (How Aussies say Utility vehicle). We had originally though our host was just a retired bloke on holiday, being that he was in his mid sixties, but it turned out he was working full time as an airline pilot for half of the year, served in Australia’s army reserve the other half, and had incidentally  just taken up surfing.
Let me just preface this by saying that I am obsessed with surfing, consumed with it. All I have ever wanted to do was be a surf bum. To the point that I tried my luck last year (mostly unsuccessfully) surfing on Lake Superior. So I was pretty excited to go out on some waves with an actual surfboard, and a guy willing to show us how to do it.  On top of my excitement I was also nervous about sharks, and jellyfish, and rip-tides. So when we arrived at the beach I was relieved to see that the waves were of a medium size. Not gigantic like I was afraid of. We watched our host surf first, then I gave it a try.

The first few waves passed under smoothly as I sat prone on the board and got used to the feel of the waves. Then a larger set came in and as I paddled hard to try to catch one, I let the nose dive to low and FLIP! I got dumped into the wave, tossed around, and came up 10 meters down the beach coughing and sputtering. After a few more incidents like that I was able to catch a few and ride them prone or even was able to get up onto one knee before losing my balance or the wave loosing it’s push. Finally I tried a few waves that had already broke, and was able to stand up and ride a few in! MAN was it fun. I was giddy. Then Chaz took a turn and was able to stand up, on about the second try. In fact he seemed to be quite good at it, had some natural talent, which was ironic since I had been bugging him to go surfing for days.
 I took another try and then as I passed the board on, Chaz pointed seaward and shouted, “What is  that… is that a…?” I looked up and saw that fearful outline of a grey fin piercing the surface about 10 meters away from us, just over the next wave. Adrenaline. I weighed my options in a split second, the shore was more than 40 meters away, too far, we’d never make it. Then our friend said, “Oh yes dolphins! A pod of them frequently come up to the beach here.” Fear evaporated into joy, dolphins! There were dolphins swimming with us, just a stone’s throw away! They were surfing too, darting in and out of the waves, having fun! It was a wonderful experience. 

Back at the caravan park we started to formulate plans. A Swiss guy named Rudi invited us to ride with him up the coast to Broome. It was a long way away from our outgoing plane tickets in Perth in two weeks, but we were able to tack on the other plane tickets for a reasonable price and so eagerly departed to the hot humid north, the tropics.
Let me tell you that throughout this trip the most amazing thing has been our good luck, but it isn’t really luck at all, its human kindness and camaraderie. Everywhere we go, we arrive and have no plans, and hardly any money to take traditional forms of transportation or traditional accommodation, and yet, within hours, some stranger strikes up a conversation, and invites us to go on adventure with them, or to stay at their house, or at least shares a beer with us. It’s honestly amazing, and it’s exiting and empowering to know that people still lookout for one another and share and commune with each other.
We take off north, the drive is long and there’s no AC, the windows are down and there’s a hot wind in my face, I got a wet towel hanging in the window to keep the sun off me and act as an AC. Were 80k from the next roadhouse, and 250k from the last town when the car over heats. We can hear the oil boiling under the hood. We pull over, the coolants all gone, we haven’t any spare. Shit man. I got a bit nervous about marauding aborigines. But soon realize no one’s out an about but travelers on the highway, none the less I put the paring knife in my pocket.

We get a bloke to stop and he gives Rudi a ride up to the Road house to get more oil and coolant, and more jack and coke, he’s booze cruising and just ran out. I’m glad we got 20L of water in the back, a cooler full of beer, and 40L of petrol. Too bad no coolant or oil. Chaz and I wait in the shade with IPA’s. It’s 42 degrees Celsius out here, about 100F, not sure. More cold beer. It’s safe out here though, every half hour or so a car passes that stops to make sure were okay, got enough water, got help on the way. After about 3 hours we get the car fixed up enough to drive to the next town, but we can’t shut it off, the batteries shot. Figure that one out later. As we turn into the last 20k till town, Rudi says, “actually, we could probably have a beer now,” and so we crack a few open and toast to success and failure. A really good day actually, I think, and slept really well.
It’s hot, really fucking hot, the parrots perch on the water spigots and drink from them. The car overheated again yesterday, thankfully we had made it to town, were putting $60 of coolant in it a day, we could rent a car for $20, but what can you do eh? She’ll be right mate! Rudi’s phone/GPS stopped working from the heat; we rubbed ice cubes on our temples to avoid heat stroke. My hair dries in 10 minutes in the sun. God. It was 45 today, supposed to get up to 52 tomorrow, hottest place in the Southern Hemisphere. Death Valley is the hottest in the North. We wake up at 4 am to drive before the sun rises.
Yesterday we crossed the tropic of Capricorn, and then went swimming at Coral Bay. Stingrays and fish approached us. I was nervous. It was exiting. That evening we went for a drive once the sun was setting, there were hundreds of roos crossing the road, and loping around in the twilight haze. And emus headed home. It was a truly beautiful sunset. The southern constellations were upside-down above me, with Orion standing on his head and Taurus’ horns pointed down.  We approached a beach where there was a pavilion with information about sea turtles. On the beach was a group of people, standing quietly with cameras, or sitting in the cooler sea air. We approached and saw that they were looking at a mother sea turtle digging her nest. It was a dark night and she had pulled herself up on the beach and started digging a nest to lay her eggs. There were hundreds of these nests on the beach, large divots about a meter across. We watched as she finished digging and turned around to lay her eggs. The eastern star rose. It was something very special to witness. As we left many other turtles were hauling themselves up on shore, or had started digging nests. I slept good that night, in my underwear with no blankets, it was warm all night, even when the wind blew.  


Hitched to Broome for Christmas. Got one through ride form a Scott who took us all the way across the 600k from Port Hedland to Broome. We stayed at a caravan park Christmas eve but god was it hot. In the middle of the night I woke up with blood pounding in my ears, I took a shower and ended up sleeping on my pad outside of the tent on the cement patio. Once I was out under the stars I felt immensely better with the slight sea breeze. Must have been about 80 degrees and humid. There were fruit bats and cicadas flying around. The bats were enormous, with a wingspan of more than a foot. They were swooping around the yellow streetlights catching flies. I awoke at about 4 am when the sun came up and watched the sun rise over the harbor on Christmas morning. The sun immediately brought out the flies and their constant tickling made sleep impossible.
On Christmas day we decided that the caravan park was too hot and checked into the local hostel instead. Where they have ac but it costs $1 for 3 hours. (sheesh). The hostels a pretty rad place though, Its got a pool and a bar and lots of 20 and 30 somethings hanging out. 
The day today was spent at Cable Beach, one of the most beautiful beaches in the world I hear, It was very nice but the constant fear of crocodiles and jellys kept me on edge. If there’s a croc sighting or high jelly activity they’ll close the beach, so it’s safe right? The locals were swimming anyway. Got tossed around by some waves for a bit, and although we out on lots of sunscreen it mustn’t have been waterproof because we both got burned a bit. After boxing day when the stores re-open I think our first stop will be to get sunscreen and toothpaste, and ramen of course. We had barbeque at the hostel for xmas, but haven’t eaten since.
The other odd thing that happened on Christmas day, just as we were queuing up for the Barbie, was that a couple of detectives showed up and wanted to interview everyone at the Hostel. Apparently on xmas eve someone was stabbed to death at a bar in town. Broome’s a small town and so something like this doesn’t happen every day. It was sort of crazy to talk to the detectives and give your alibi. I’m so glad we didn’t go out that night though, because we would have probably been at that very bar.